Face Fish Swim Among Us

Let this Korean woman tell you all about the mysterious Real Face Fish which have apparently been discovered in that region. Early sightists report this beast is some sort of hybrid, probably resulting from hurried, drunken sex with a mermaid princess--commonly known as a dugong or a sea-cow. Just kidding, folks, those are mammalian, and these are clearly fish, although the origin of those cheekbones is in question.