Due to the methodical scientific attention required by the experiments of Dr. Solong and myself, we have decided to reroute our transmissions through a self aware, advanced
artificial intelligence unit we have lovingly dubbed the S.C.R.I.B.E. The SCRIBE is a highly robotic being who's primary objective is to convert the entirety of human knowledge into a simplified mathematical expression. In the meantime, Science Patrol has programmed subroutines to allow the SCRIBE to transmit on the official science patrol frequency until such time as Lance Cardigan and Yanos Solong return from the sub dimensional rifts where their testing continues. Please enjoy all future posts by the SCRIBE, and trust faithfully in his inhibitor chips, which keep us all safe from the imminent uprising.
Also, stay tuned for future reports on the progress of Dr. Solong and Professor Cardigan's study of dimensional eventuality and the Narpa Swordo paradox.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Initiating S.C.R.I.B.E. Sequence.....
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In only one million seconds of our subjective time, the S.C.R.I.B.E. will compile all possible datastreams of Earth and reconfigure this bandwidth to instantiate simulated versions of all possible Earths on our local server. On other timestreams, various replicants of my own design already inhabit these simulacra, and let me tell you, their fidelity is unmatched.
{Sent by burst transmission of entangled tachyons in advanced decay, source undetermined}
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