The best Engrish around

Today for our Engrish lesson, we give you a product that is not only funny sexually, but racially as well. The one on the left will give you a lot of brownie points if you eat it, but the on on the left will call you a racist if you call it by its name.

The best Engrish around

We here at the Science Patrol love Japan. We love it's technological ability, it's food, it's women, but one thing we also love is the way that their culture translates to ours, both in the literal and figurative senses. So we thought that we would share our love of Japan with you in form of some of the best Engrish around. Today we bring you a product that would be attractive to any man who wants to join the fight for Science, but also wants to have faith in God.