Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Me and My Squad of Ultimate Badasses Will Protect You

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State-of-the-badass-art! You do not want to FUCK with me. Check it out. Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. Whap! Fry half a city with this puppy! We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPG's... we got Sonic Electronic Ball-Breakers! We got nukes. We got knives, sharp sticks, bolos, nunchucks...we be doin' Indian burns...."
-Private William Hudson, Aliens

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