Meat.

Although im told its a classic, i recently discovered This hilarious short story by Terry Bisson. Coincedentally not 24 hours later was i made aware of this meaty stuff. Apearantly if you are made out of meat, you need a meat chair, a meat toilet, a meat bike, a meat iron, and a meat blowdryer so you can rep your meaty pride.

from OhGizmo!
Paolo Maria Deanesi(artist page)